There are mongoose here in Hawaii. They look like ferrets. We find that sort of weasley creature rather cute.
The golf course down the street has these black swans in their small pond.
Very cool, so we thought. We went there to feed them with our little cousins. The other ducks were pleasant and grateful and quacky.
But these two swans were so mean!
They bit the 2 year old, and Evren, and the male who the true aggressor, would stick his neck far out to bite us. And when he missed he would bite the grass to show us how mean he was.